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ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

Posted 7 years ago With 599,387 notes

  • Gryffindor: Why do your friends call you Moony?
  • Remus:
  • Remus: [sweats] Well you see...
  • Sirius: Remus here showed us his arse on a dare
  • Gryffindor:
  • Remus:
  • Sirius: It was a magical moment

Posted 7 years ago With 5,859 notes

seaclovers:

someone: what makeup remover do u use???
me: just My Tears

Posted 7 years ago With 72,209 notes

  • Person: *Scoffs* I don't even know why you're reading that. I mean, I could have written something better.
  • Me: *Flips page* Well you didn't, so.

Posted 7 years ago With 21,824 notes

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magnusisms: “ gamegrrl: “ Listen. please do Not make this tweet into a meme. this tweet is good and pure and hilarious all on its own do not make it suffer the same fate as spiders georg thank you ” tumblr: i have made a Meme you: you fucked up a...

medusah:

boys are useless yet I still want one

Posted 7 years ago With 26,788 notes

fruitmangobaethotlil69mamitagrl:

richmondcee:

how to spot basic bitch by url :

  1. “fruit”
  2. “mango”
  3. “bae”
  4. “thot”
  5. “lil”
  6. “69”
  7. “mamita”
  8. “grl”

who da fuck you callin a basic bitch

Posted 7 years ago With 78,973 notes

things toddlers and i have in common

nikeash:

- need naps
- will scream ‘dog’ when there’s a dog
- cry too much
- screaming
- ????
- need to be held often

Posted 7 years ago With 578,839 notes

sparkscroach:

Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK
my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot

Posted 7 years ago With 381,183 notes